Things I purchased for girls that are now of no use to me
FOUR POUNDS OF VEGAN SUGAR For a while I was trying to date a vegan girl - she was coming over to watch a movie, and eager to impress her, I decided to try my hand at making some vegan cookies. As it turns out, vegan food ingredients are expensive as hell and only come in life-time-commitment quantities. After spending about forty dollars on surreal amounts of organic ingredients, I whipped up what actually turned out to be some very decent animal-free cookies. Unfortunately, the girl stood me up, leaving me with one batch of cookies, and a seemingly bottomless bag of vegan sugar. QUANTITY USED: .25 lbs ...

